I decided to upload a photo of myself for three reasons.
1: So you can all know I am not some alien here to study you in preparation for an invasion.
2: So if you ever see my picture on the inside or back cover on a book you’ll be able to recognize me.
3: . . . My computer class requires me to post a picture of myself off the internet, and this was the easiest thing I could think of.
Till the invasion, er, I mean, till next time,
Goodbye Internet!